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Please wait...The Difference If You Marry a Canadian Girl
Three friends married women from different parts of the world...
The first man married a Asian girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Greek girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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10 different office people types
We all have come across various types of people in the workplace, here are some that are rather amusing and some that will leave you wondering. Feel free to click on any of the images to see a larger view.
10. THE HOT CHICK
You know her. She drives every guy crazy in the office. And everyone knows exactly who you're talking about when you say, "Wow, did you see what she was wearing today? The things I would do to her..."
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At Ninety-NineWhen a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
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Skunks, guns, license plates and souvenirsGun in purse goes off in Wyo. StarbucksCHEYENNE, Wyo. (UPI) -- Police in Wyoming said a gunshot reported at a Starbucks cafe was found to have originated from a juvenile's purse. Cheyenne Police said officers secured the area after the bullet put a hole through a chair and a wall around 7 a.m. Monday and a girl with a hole in her bag told the officers, "I think my purse went off," KGWN-TV, Cheyenne, reported Wednesday. Officers said the girl had and a small, Derringer-type, double-barrel .38 Special inside her purse.
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This is crazy
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.
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Jar 47A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. When it was time for his appointment he told the doctor, "Hey, doc, I've lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin' to do?"
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Buy A Vowel?
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Death on VacationDuring their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
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Lunch, work, disease, men listeningLunch Where?The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
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Definitely a handy item to have when the "Bathroom Bomber" strikes
In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
There are certain people who give me that urge to say it to them despite the fact that it is anatomically impossible!