In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.

HILARIOUS READ IF YOUR FROM NEW ENGLAND

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders

"Forget Rednecks ......."

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance And they don't work there, you live in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You live in New England.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with Someone who dialed a wrong number, You live in New England.

"VACATION" means going anywhere south of New York City For the weekend, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, You live in New England.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.

STREETSBORO, Ohio (UPI) -- Police in Ohio said they were able to track down a man who took a $499 Apple iPad from a Walmart because he left his debit card at the store.

BEND, Ore. (UPI) -- A Bend, Ore., man known for traveling 235 miles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons is planning a two-man journey over Baghdad.

Kent Couch, a Bend gas-station owner, was contacted by Fareed Lafta, known as the Iraqi "superhero," about the flight in Iraq, KTVZ-TV, Bend, reported.