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Nothing like a good laugh or two to tickle the funny bone and get you through the day! Feel free to read all of the jokes we got here and more.
The Difference If You Marry a Canadian Girl
The first man married a Asian girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Greek girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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10 different office people typesWe all have come across various types of people in the workplace, here are some that are rather amusing and some that will leave you wondering. Feel free to click on any of the images to see a larger view.
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world...
Jar 47A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. When it was time for his appointment he told the doctor, "Hey, doc, I've lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin' to do?"
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At Ninety-NineWhen a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
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Buy A Vowel?
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Death on VacationDuring their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
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Lunch, work, disease, men listeningLunch Where?The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
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Random Laughs for TodayWalk Softly"How is it that every time I pass your station, you are not working?" the angry department head asked of an employee. "It's because you wear sneakers, sir!"
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Definitely a handy item to have when the "Bathroom Bomber" strikes
There are certain people who give me that urge to say it to them despite the fact that it is anatomically impossible!