Portly Irishman's Pub

My mother asked, "How do those car phones work when the sun goes down?"

I told her, "It's cellular, not solar."

1. I'll get a world record for this.
2. It's fireproof.
3. He's probably just hibernating.
4. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
5. So, you're a cannibal.
6. Are you sure the power is off?
7. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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