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Techonlogy Humor

Technology Humor

Within the confines of these pages you will find things that are especially amusing to you if you happen to work in the IT sector like I do.

Who says nerds and geeks don't have a sense of humor?

Revenge of Haiku Error Messages

Friday, 26 March 2010 00:22 |

Written by Portly Irishman |

Technology

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Haiku Error Messages

Friday, 26 March 2010 00:21 |

Written by Portly Irishman |

Technology

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless others exist

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

How Operating Systems are like Knights

Thursday, 11 June 2009 06:39 |

Written by Portly Irishman |

Technology

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled the sword from the stone and slaughtered everyone with it, comes the knights of the MS Table:

Sir DOS: Plain complexion and no armor. Rides very stably on his mare. He very rarely falls, but knows only the most basic combat tactics and is very difficult to talk to, since he speaks and understands no more than eight-letter words. King Gates plots to murder him.